Am I a "HO" Quiz?

If ever you have a question, these are the conditions by which a person is a “ho.” Again, don’t get mad at the messenger for bringing a truthful message. I didn’t even develop the message, its just those little qualities that a “ho” will tend to possess, qualities that even you may have but simply have forgotten about in order to not be defined in this manner. Again, The Gay Rules simply exist so that we all can get along. In maneuvering through the crazy world of gay dating, you will run into this measurement, even if its never spoken. This is the true measurement that is often taught in "HO 101" and establishes your “hoism.”


Have you ever had sex within minutes or even hours of first meeting someone?
Have you ever had sex with someone without knowing the person’s name?
Can you come close to the exact number of sexual partners you’ve had in your lifetime?
(within one or two partners)
Have you ever paid someone money or bought them a meal hoping the exchange would be sex?
Have you ever been paid for your sex, either prostitution or receiving gifts knowing the intention of the person giving the gift is to have sex?
Do you regularly have sex on the first “date?”
Have you had group sex more than once or twice?
Have you had sex with most of your friends?
Have you ever had sex with someone you met on the Internet?
Have you ever had sex with someone you’ve met in a bookstore, cruise park or cruise strip?
Do you find that you are preoccupied with thoughts of having sex at unusual times (funerals, church services, business meetings, talking to your grandmother)?
Have you slept with someone that you know you “shouldn’t have?” “Shouldn’t have is defined by you and your spirit but examples of these would possibly be (your best/good friend’s boyfriend, your boyfriend’s best/good friend, your girlfriend’s husband, your cousin, your minister)?
Have you had sex in public or while other people are watching?
Do you often times blame alcohol and/or drugs for your sexual actions?
Have you ever had sex in the gym?
Have you ever attempted to explain that oral sex isn’t sex?
Have you had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period?
Have you ever met someone and after speaking with them, later realized and remembered having sex with them?

Answering yes to one or two of these, you are suspect for being a “Ho. ”
Answering yes to three or four of these, it is probable that you are a “ho.” Answering yes to more than four of these – and it is confirmed, YOU ARE A HO.

Now the statue of limitations hasn’t been established on the time period in which these acts could have occurred. If you are frantically trying to dismiss that you can answer “yes” to many of these but that the “yes” was so long ago, that you haven’t done some of these things in such a long time, it is probable that you are still a “ho.” If this is what you are doing right now, I give you another Gay Rule to help you establish your “hoism.”

"Once a ho, always a ho." It’s similar to the once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic rule. If you have ever been confirmed a “ho” by your actions, then you are always to be considered a “ho” with potential to back slide to your whorish ways. Now you may not be currently practicing however, you're still a “ho” or at best, a recovering “ho.”

Now I know that some of you are disappointed and may need to seek counseling after this revelation.

Excerpt from "Daddy's Wisdom: The Official and Definitive Survival Handbook for Gay Men"
by Anthony Antoine

-one of the three thousand projects in development for Anthony Antoine