Wednesday, November 08, 2006

IF...

Thanks BuddahDesmond's Rapture and ProfessorGQ for these questions borrowed from their blog posts. Here goes:

If you were to be the opposite sex for one day, what would you do?
Have wild sex with Justin Slayer!

If you had to name the most difficult thing about being a teenager today, what would you say?
Absent fathers, absent parents, parents trying too hard to be friends instead of parents, and teenagers (especially boys) trying to hard to be HARD are the most difficult things about being a teenager today.

If you had to name the most embarrassing moment of your life, when was it?
Well, in the middle of Lester Square, London 1991 - realizing that I had to immediately go to the bathroom, I made a run for it. Nothing worked in my favor including arriving at a coin operated turnstile with no coins so I jumped over. It was that extra stretch of effort that told my body to release, and release I did. Let's just say that was one embarrassing cab ride home.

If you had to name the most overrated actor in Hollywood, who would it be?
Jim Carey - with the exception of a great movie that he co-starred in - "Doing Time on Maple Drive," - his movies are sleeping pills.

If you had to name the one personality trait that you have tried the hardest to change in yourself, what would you say?
Finding it hard to say "NO," especially to friends.

If you could go back for one minute to the Garden of Eden and give Adam advice, what would you say?
You are about to be the first stupid man in a long list of stupid men to think with the head between your legs for the power of the "P." Don't do it!!!!

If you were to name the best "I told you so" you ever got to deliver, what was it?
I never say I told you so.

If you were Madonna, what would you do for your next publicity stunt?
She no longer needs publicity stunts. She's Madonna.

If you could have a lifetime 50% discount in any single store at your local mall, which store would it be in?
Such an easy question, The Apple Store! A store that never has sales. Half off iPods and my next computer! EASY QUESTION!

If you could have one more pet, what kind would you get, and what would you name it?
My dog Tomboy is my heart and as long as Tomboy exist, there will be no other pet - unless its a man. Oh yeah, and he would be a houseboy named Justin Slayer. LOL.

If you could have God perform one miracle today, what would you want it to be?
Everyone in the world gets a miracle for themselves.

If you could spend next New Year's Eve doing anything, what would you do, and with whom.
At a party celebrating with my family and closest friends ONLY.

If you were to set your country's immigration policy, what would it be?
It would begin with a reminder that this country only "belongs" to us because we stole it from others. How in the hell do you discover a land that people are already living on? So who does this country really belong to? Next, I would pass the responsibility of setting the country's immigration policy to someone Native American and watch Republicans squirm.

If you were given the power to settle the issue of gays in the military, what policy would you set?
Naturally, a Do Tell, Do Tell policy with also a policy of treason for anyone participating in acts of homophobia, especially in the military.

If you could have one person you have lost touch with call you up tonight and invite you to dinner, who would you want it to be?
Drew from high school.

If you could change one thing about your love life, what would it be?
It would be socially acceptable with heterosexuals and homosexuals to have numerous lovers, and a space of acceptance for a model of more than two to a committed relationship.

If you could have prevented one book from ever having been written, which book would it be?
Not one. I think every book should have been written and if you don't like someone's thought then create yourself more of the books you would like to see exist.

If you have to name the best music album ever recorded, which would you select?
Aretha Franklin's "Sparkle!"

If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?
I already do - my heart! Okay, I've gotten really soupy now. LOL

If God were to whisper one thing in your ear, what would you like Him to say?
Being gay has always been okay and I love you as you are.

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